You did? That’ll teach you fuckers to take proper care of your firearms. Anyway, Old Monster here again saying Good Morrow Maggots… and Magettes. I don’t want the ladies feeling left out now do I?
On to business. There isn’t anything of earth shattering importance going on here at the abattoir tonight so I figured I’d expound on a little ponderable that I got from a big lizard I work with. At least that’s what I’ll write about until I think of something useful.
So, what sort of food service experience do you think the monster on the go prefers? Sounds goofy, but goofy is one of the reasons we’re here right?
Some vampires like drive through… or drive-by depending on your outlook and some prefer a nice, drawn out dining experience. :p Some prefer to sneak up to the window and take grammy’s pie off the sill, right?
As for werewolves? Steakhouse for sure. All you can eat buffets (or bus stations?), Asian take out (hold the kimonos), the possibilities are endless.
Ghouls wouldn’t be so particular, would they? I’m sure anyone would do as long as they aren’t overcooked. What the hell, even Burger King needs a clientèle.
Ghosts eat donut holes. And Shannon Elizabeth(sp?), but that’s another matter entirely. I also hear they’re fond of cupcakes, but they usually wind up on the floor so who gives a damn?
Sa’ Necari like to eat in bed.
Incubi enjoy the ol’ bed and bloodfest too, but they tend to be a lot less formal about utensils.
Frankenstein’s monster? Wine and a cigar? “uhhhhhhOOOWWWWWW!!” (sorry Mel)
Fundamentalists eat everything… liberals, single moms, the disabled, immigrants, brown people, scenery, the list goes on. And they don’t need no steengkeeng restaurant either. If they can see you they’ll eat you.
And people think I’m bad? Hell, take out one church social and they look at you like you have two heads…
Ok, we’ve kicked that horse about as much as we can.
